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Another BatB review by Phelous! Truly, this is the gift that keeps on giving. :)
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Review of AWS - "Beasts" (Part 10)
Jun. 23rd, 2017 09:49 amAs I was reading this book, I was already irritated and angry. I disliked the smug tone of A.N., I detested the tiresome lectures about how repugnant marriage is, and I despised the character assassination that was inserted for the sake of being 'grim' and 'realistic.'
But it was this story that turned my dislike into outright hate. It was this story that made me wish to throw this book into a bonfire.
Let's get this over with.
( Misogyny: The Fairytale )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mdko57XOKA
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Review of "Beauty and the Beast" (2017)
Mar. 18th, 2017 08:34 pmCut for spoilers. Not for the ending, which everyone familiar with the fairytale knows, but for the changes the writers made.
( Tale as old as - SPOILERS! )
http://www.shortpacked.com/2013/comic/book-14/09-same-planet-different-dimentia/prankd/
And I started wondering about whether or not the upcoming 2017 live-action version of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" will address any of the points that were brought up. I'm not saying that the film must address these points, but it would be fun if they did. So, here are a list of questions/plot holes/threads left hanging from the original Disney movie:
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Another “Beauty and the Beast” review from Phelous! This time, Phelous reviews an anime version of “Beauty and the Beast” from Grimm’s Fairy Tale Classics.
http://phelous.com/2016/06/29/phelous/and-the-movies/beauty-and-the-beast-anime-phelous/
So, apparently, Disney is going to make a live-action version of Beauty and the Beast. I know that none of the folks who work at Disney are going to read this, but here are some of my wishes for the film:
I hope that when the Beast turns back into the prince, he will be clean-shaven.
I hope that Gaston will not grab Belle and forcefully kiss her like he did in the Broadway version.
I hope that the Beast’s past will not revolve around a past love who conveniently looks just like Belle, such as that nonsense that was in France’s recent film version of the tale. Seriously, Disney, your version of his past was fine. Just stick to that.
I hope that this time the Beast will have a name. I don’t even care if it’s Adam or not, just give him a name for Belle to call him by the end of the film!
And, lastly, for a not such trivial and nitpicky wish…
Disney. Please. For the love of God, do not turn the relationship into a celebration of Stockholm Syndrome! I don’t know what kind of writers you had for “Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas” or “Belle’s Magical World,” but whatever you did there, do not do that here! Do you know how many times I’ve defended you when it comes to the 1991 movie? Please, make sure that Belle still has a backbone. Please, make sure that she and the Beast don’t spend the whole movie arguing with and yelling at each other. Please, make sure that when the Beast changes his attitude, it’s because he realizes that his behavior is wrong, not because Belle keeps begging him to be good. I can forgive anything that I mentioned above as long as you make sure that the romance doesn’t come off as abusive. Thank you.
Phelous’s Review of “Beauty and the Beast” by Golden Films
Yes, after long last, I’m finally commenting on Phelous’ review of the second version of “Beauty and the Beast” by Golden Films, this time without GoodTimes Entertainment: http://blip.tv/phelous/beauty-and-the-beast-golden-part-1-7016715 and http://blip.tv/phelous/beauty-and-the-beast-g2-part-2-7017296
( Read more... )Well, it’s Valentine’s Day, so let me celebrate the holiday with reviewing yet another film version of one of my favorite love stories: “Beauty and the Beast.”
Today, I’ll be reviewing the 2012 German film version of the story, “Die Schöne und das Biest” (which literally translates to “Beauty and the Beast”). It was directed by Marc-Andreas Bochert and, like 2014’s “La Belle et la Bête,” tries to meld aspects of the original fairytale with aspects borrowed from the Disney version. However, unlike “La Belle et la Bête,” this version mostly succeeds at blending the two or, at least, blends them effectively.
( Read more... )Finally, I’m posting my long-overdue commentary on the third and final part of Oancitizen’s “La Belle et la Bête” review!
- It’s interesting that while the first part had me rooting for Kyle against all of the naysayers who dismissed Cocteau and weren’t interested in learning anything; the third part had me moving to Jerk with a Camera’s side and thinking that Kyle was being narrow-minded when it came to defending Disney. I’m sure that this was intentional on Oancitizen’s part. :P
- I did not know that Disney was making a live-action version of “Beauty and the Beast.” Given how controversial “Maleficent” was, I’m now finding myself apprehensive instead of thrilled.
- Ohohoho, Kyle is cheered up by learning of the 2014 French film “La Belle et la Bête?” Yeah….anybody who’s read my review of the movie knows my feelings about that: http://aikaterini.livejournal.com/85959.html
- If he does review the film, I won’t be surprised if he does like it if he takes the same approach to analyzing that film as he did to Cocteau’s version, where he mostly interpreted it through a symbolic lens.
- While I see where Oancitizen’s coming from in appreciating films that try to present symbolic concepts and wishing that more films nowadays followed Cocteau’s lead, I think that I have an idea for why most movies don’t do that anymore. It’s the same reason why most books don’t do it and that is: people want characters, not symbols. Sure, characters can follow archetypes and represent themes, but audiences generally want likable, complex, and realistic characters. They don’t just want ideas; they want actual people to go with those ideas. If all you have are concepts and ideas, then your movie will very likely be labeled as “artsy,” “indie,” or (less favorably) “pretentious.”
- I did like the song at the end where every (well, not every, since that would be impossible, but the most well-known) iteration of “Beauty and the Beast” was named.
- All in all, great review, guys! :D
Oancitizen is doing a review of “La Belle et la Bête” with a few comparisons with the Disney version of “Beauty and the Beast!” :D
I seem to be on a “Beauty and the Beast” kick lately, but, to be fair, so have the reviewers at ThatGuyWiththeGlasses. Phelous has already completed one review of a bad animated version of “Beauty and the Beast” and is doing a review of another bad animated version.
I loved the opening musical number with Kyle as Belle and the rest of the reviewers as the townspeople. Brought back so many memories. ^^
And, of course, Oancitizen is his usual eloquent and insightful self, analyzing Cocteau’s masterpiece and exploring its hidden layers.
Just some commentary on my part, since I adore both Disney’s version and Cocteau’s version of the fairytale:
- Oancitizen seems to prefer Cocteau’s Beast to Disney’s because he has a self-awareness of what he is which Disney’s Beast, according to Kyle, only realizes later in the film. Oancitizen also says that Disney’s Beast is a bit too comfortable behaving like an animal. In response to this, I would like to point out that perhaps the reason why the two Beasts differ in this way is because they are set up differently. Cocteau’s Beast is, like the Beast in the original fairytale, simply an innocent victim of misfortune. He carries himself like a prince and wears the clothes of royalty because he is still the same person that he was when he was cursed. The only difference is that he now looks different on the outside and he’s constantly tempted to give in to his new animalistic impulses. Disney’s Beast, on the other hand, not only bears the shame of looking like an animal but also the burden of knowing that it’s his fault that he’s that way. He can seek no comfort in trying to act as he did before the curse since how he was before the curse is the reason why he’s in this predicament to begin with. He is not happy as a prince or as a beast. So, his surrender to his animalistic impulses in the beginning of the film is more of a submission to despair and hopelessness than it is with him being more comfortable as a beast.
- Actually, I would argue that the makeup for Jean Marais as the Beast is still impressive even by today’s standards. Yes, he does look like a big cat (and I did laugh when Some Jerk with a Camera compared him to Cat!Hermione), but, like Oancitizen, I’m struck by Jean Marais’s expressive eyes whenever I look at him, and the elegance of his costume contrasting with his animalistic head is still striking. I would also like to point out that both films stress the Beast’s eyes as a key to his humanity.
- I’m surprised that neither Oancitizen nor Some Jerk with a Camera mentioned that there’s a strong possibility that Joel Schumacher was inspired by this film when he made his film adaptation of “The Phantom of the Opera.” The scene where the Phantom brings Christine to his lair and they pass by arms holding candelabras is very reminiscent of the bodiless arms holding the candelabras in this film.
Overall, a fantastic review so far and I can’t wait to see the next installment!
Review of “Beauty and the Beast” (1978)
Aug. 12th, 2014 04:58 pmSo, after watching “La Belle et la Bête” (2014) on YouTube, I discovered that another kind soul had posted another version of Beauty and the Beast, this time from the Czech Republic. “Panna a Netvor” or “Beauty and the Beast” was made in 1978 (when the Czech Republic was still Czechoslovakia). Unlike the other video posting, this one mercifully had subtitles, which was a godsend for me because I do not speak a word of Czech.
So, with more curiosity than excitement, I sat down to watch this version, not knowing what to expect. And actually…I kind of liked this one.
Review of "Beauty and the Beast" (2014)
Jul. 31st, 2014 09:56 pmIf any of my earlier entries haven’t made this clear, I love “Beauty and the Beast.” The Disney version is my favorite Disney movie of all time, I really like Jean Cocteau's 1946 film version, the fairytale itself is one of my favorite fairytales (if not my most favorite), and I enjoy reading and watching the story in multiple versions.
So, when I heard that there was going to be a new film version – made in France, the original fairytale’s birthplace, no less – I was psyched. The trailer looked amazing and I was fervently hoping that the film would make its way overseas.
Well, turns out that I didn’t have to wait for that, because a kind soul on YouTube graciously posted the entire movie for viewers to see. So, with much excitement, I sat down to watch the movie.
And when I finished watching it, my reaction was…mixed.
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30 Day Shipping Meme: Day 30
Apr. 30th, 2014 11:11 amDay 30: Couple you will still ship a few years from now
Belle/Beast (Beauty and the Beast):
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT02KysyUamSpjXj5zW1NVAchDqPzf2VPOs_iI37dR7_GmLIsCfvA
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTZAH5UJ0NLOzpqxpH2L0QBuc8g0_x8n2n-Y_qcIE-MHupAhuJM
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30 Day Shipping Meme: Day 12
Apr. 12th, 2014 09:01 pmBut in all fairness, this could be said for many of the ships that I have. I usually tend to ship characters with just one person.
30 Day Shipping Meme: Day 3
Apr. 3rd, 2014 09:51 pmDay 3: Your OTP
Oh, so many to list! Here are some:
Fitzwilliam Darcy/Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice):
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4uh26gNNQcR_dJtsSG38PEvCVOHZ1LhobeltfpoloRaSlw0y7kw
Belle/Beast (Beauty and the Beast):
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kptz94EzQk1qziyd9o1_500.png
Percy Blakeney/Marguerite Blakeney (The Scarlet Pimpernel):
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/felaries65/13672274/1173451/1173451_300.jpg
Padmé Amidala Skywalker/Darth Vader (Star Wars):
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc7p40rATo1qe1wk7o1_500.jpg
Eros/Psyche (Greek/Roman mythology):
http://www.greekmyths-greekmythology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/eros-psyche-02.jpg
And many, many more...